Rowan: Is it Mother's Day today?!
Me: Nope. Why?
Rowan: 'Cause daddy and I are going to make you breakfast in bed. You know, like when you lay around and eat in your bed so you don't have to walk to the table.
Me: Wow! That sounds really nice.
Rowan: But I have an even BETTER idea!
Me: You do?!
Rowan: Yeah, I was thinking we could maybe make you breakfast in the yard.
Me: The yard?
Rowan: Yeah. Like you could eat your breakfast while you pull weeds and work in the garden.
Me: Oh, wow. Hmmm... You know, I'm not so sure about that.
Rowan: 'Cause Daddy said you want the yard to look really REALLY nice on Mother's Day!
Not really what I had in mind, I must say. ;) I give him points for being a very smooth delegator, though!