Tip #2: Do NOT express disdain for ANYTHING before you’ve opened your Christmas presents.
And when I say anything, I mean ANYTHING.
Do NOT say that you’ve always hated the color purple.
Do NOT say that you never wear earrings.
Do NOT say that you hate to read.
Do NOT say that you think wool is itchy and uncomfortable.
Because a little known law of nature dictates that whatever you complain about is the very thing that you're about to receive as a gift.
So while you're going on and on at dinner about the fact that Kenny G isn’t “real jazz,” your grandmother will be in tears for having placed his Christmas CD under the tree with your name on it. And when you finally open that ill-fated gift, you'll feel even worse for having said “Only old people buy CDs!” during dessert.
Save yourself this embarrassment. For the next three days, remember to hold your tongue. If you don’t have anything nice to say…well, you know the rest.
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