Rowan: "Mom, you're not wearing green today!"
Me: "I know. I don't really have anything green."
Rowan: "But green is your favorite color!"
Me: "I know! I really need to get some green clothes!"
Rowan: "And you know mom... If you don't wear green on St. Patrick's day, the lepers will bite you."
Rowan: "Yep. The lepers will bite anyone who doesn't wear green."
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