Scary St. Patrick's Day

Rowan: "Mom, you're not wearing green today!"

Me: "I know. I don't really have anything green."

Rowan: "But green is your favorite color!"

Me: "I know! I really need to get some green clothes!"

Rowan: "And you know mom... If you don't wear green on St. Patrick's day, the lepers will bite you."

Me: "What?!"

Rowan: "Yep. The lepers will bite anyone who doesn't wear green."

Yikes!