Kyle: What are you doing?
Rowan: I'm in my cage with my children.
Kyle: Oh yeah?
Kyle: What are your children's names?
Rowan: Not, Dot, Sot and Toot.
Rowan: Toot's the boy.
Kyle: Huh. Do your children have a mom?
Rowan: Yeah. Her name's Hot. She's my wife.
Based on this conversation, I surmised the following about Rowan's view of children, gender and marriage:
- Kids trap you in a cage.
- Boys toot.
- Wives are hot.
Can anyone argue with that?